pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(iusedtobeorgasm gönderdi)

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toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(yelled gönderdi)

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"Don’t Panic."
- Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via feellng)


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sikimdemipeki:

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